Atheist in a Christian Land
latestfunnystuff:

Another offensive religion jokehttp://ift.tt/1p3z0t3
canisfamiliaris:

"I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus"
What a great excuse when you’re in bed with a guy. I’ll have to start using it.

canisfamiliaris:

"I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus"

What a great excuse when you’re in bed with a guy. I’ll have to start using it.

canisfamiliaris:

Facebook Cures

canisfamiliaris:

Facebook Cures

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

proud-atheist:

God Killed Every Babyhttp://proud-atheist.tumblr.com

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

George Carlin (via damn-peasants)